Caution, these jokes are really corny …

Q:What kind of tea do cats like?

A: Pu-erh, Pu-erh.

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What did Romeo say to Juliet?

Sencha love to me.

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Why was the teacher upset?

Because the children were playing with Matcha.

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What did the tea bag say to the glass of water?

You’re tisane!

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Why don’t pirates drink matcha?

Because their ships are loaded with Gunpowder. 

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What did the pirate name his son?

Lung Jing Silver Tips.

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What did Earl Grey say to Lady Grey?

You’ve steeped oolong, darjeeling.

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What kind of tea do movie stars drink?

Keemun Leaves 

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Please feel free to add to this list of silly jokes using tea-words. Or just leave a comment anyway!

 

 

 

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